Guru Clubbing Cult

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Guru Clubbing Cult is the newest and, argueably, the most exclusive night club in Panama City, Panama. It is a very posh, high-end club, with fog machines, great dance floor, the best DJ's in town, and the most elite clientele. The club charges a steep door charge keeping out the riff raff, and you must dress appropriately to even be considered for entrance. Yep, it's one of those places. Not cool enough? Not hip enough? Not hot enough? Go to any of the other discos in the same general area. They're everywhere.

If you want to hang out with the beautiful people, this is the place to do it.

Check out the trailer on the main page of their web site, and check out the photos of the beautiful people. It really is a nice club, and you can have a great time there. Plush couches, raised platforms for the chica's to dance on, really nice interior lighting and loud, clear music. What more could you want?

It does cater to the elite. You'll be rubbing elbows with the best and brightest (and hottest) people in Panama.

What's really interesting, however, is that at one moment you'll be chatting with a hottie that turns out to be the owner of a large chain of real estate companies, and the next, you'll be chatting with a hottie that works as an independant escort. Yeah, Guru has hookers. You probably won't see the streetwalker type, though it could happen. What you will see is smokin' hot model types that actually blend in fairly well. At least to the untrained eye.

I scraped this from a great web site here that follows all the happenings of the beautiful people in the really nice discos and clubs. This is a google translation of a comment left by a somewhat upset Guru patron:

"Awebason and clowns so much so that this disc has been transformed in the Bodeguita 3.

I am a man, but really it is up to a little uncomfortable going to that club ... PROSTITUTION IN THIS ARDE DISCOTECA ..."

Wow. Priceless! No one else brings you this tuff!

Address: Marbella/Bella Vista
The Panama Address: Ask any taxi driver to take you to "Guru Clubbing Cult". No problem. You can also mention Mystic Disco (closed now?), the Banesco Tower, or Crepes and Waffles near Avenida Balboa and Calle Uruguay.
City: Panama City
State: Panamá
Country: Panama

Submitted: 10/04/2008 (Edited 10/30/2008)
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